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$DILDO

Green pixel candle mascot wearing sunglasses

Go Green or Go Home!

One absurdly long green candle, sunglasses, and a timeline that never recovered.

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GO GREEN OR GO HOME ◆$DILDO ◆GREEN CANDLE SUPREMACY ◆MEMES ARE THE GATEWAY DRUG ◆NO PRESALE ◆LP BURNED ◆
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The candle

One green candle

$DILDO mascot riding the green candleProgrammedWe made a trend
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You've seen us. You just didn't realise.

The tape

National television explaining us, to you, for free. Ad spend: zero.

Receipts

What actually happened

Neon green hit a WNBA floor. The game stopped. Then it went multi‑sport, and every anchor in America had to say the word on air with a straight face.

They thought they were covering it. They were running it.

“We launched a coin and we created a trend. It's extremely powerful for a small group of people to be able to go and influence the world.”

From the tape

27,000%

Peak move. Their number.

Prime time

And everyone who copied it.

Multi-sport

It would not stay in one arena.

$0

Media budget.

It was never about the object

Why we did it

“It was never about the object. It was about the culture around it.”

From the tape

“Memes are the gateway drug to crypto.”

From the tape

“The joke is the distribution. The distribution was always the point.”

From the tape

“We launched a coin and the timeline did the marketing for free.”

From the tape

Meet the cast

The Armory

The Green One

The Green One

Default state: printing.

Flex Candle

Flex Candle

Bought the dip with both arms.

King Candle

King Candle

Rules the daily close.

Laser Candle

Laser Candle

Eyes on one number only.

Rocket Candle

Rocket Candle

Exit liquidity? Never heard of her.

The Red One

The Red One

Cries in 4-hour timeframe.

The numbers

Tokenomics & flywheel

Total supply
1,000,000,000
Buy / sell tax
0% / 0%
Liquidity
Burned forever
Team allocation
None. Zero. Nihil.
Contract
Ownership renounced
  1. 01

    Phase 1

    Launch, burn the LP, post the candle.

  2. 02

    Phase 2

    Meme saturation. Every timeline turns green.

  3. 03

    Phase 3

    Listings, trackers, and the group chat going feral.

  4. 04

    Phase 4

    Go green or go home. Repeat forever.

Free ammo

The Meme Vault

THE GREEN ONE
THE GREEN ONEDownload
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
AND THEN IT HAPPENEDDownload
STILL HOLDING
STILL HOLDINGDownload
SEE YOU IN THE TRENCHES
SEE YOU IN THE TRENCHESDownload
GREEN CANDLES ONLY
GREEN CANDLES ONLYDownload
GO GREEN OR GO HOME
GO GREEN OR GO HOMEDownload

Take them. Post them. Attribution is for red candles.

Where we live

Join the green

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GO GREEN OR GO HOME ◆$DILDO ◆GREEN CANDLE SUPREMACY ◆MEMES ARE THE GATEWAY DRUG ◆NO PRESALE ◆LP BURNED ◆
GO GREEN OR GO HOME ◆$DILDO ◆GREEN CANDLE SUPREMACY ◆MEMES ARE THE GATEWAY DRUG ◆NO PRESALE ◆LP BURNED ◆